Knock Knock Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Funny

Here are 50+ of the best knock, knock jokes that kids are sure to love!

We're picky about knock, knock jokes. They have to actually be funny! And to be funny, they need a good play on words. Some knock, knock jokes just seem really random, but our whole family has been on the search for the BEST knock, knock jokes to include in this collection.

These jokes are clean and family friendly and will definitely get everyone laughing.

I think knock, knock jokes are a childhood rite of passage. Kids LOVE them! And then of course then they have to make up their own jokes – which make absolutely no sense at all! 🙂

We love all kinds of jokes, so be sure to check out our hilarious jokes for kids. You'll also want to print these funny lunchbox joke cards.

This post was updated in April 2022.

Now onto the jokes…

Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don't look like a shoe!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I've been knocking forever!

Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came right over!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go MOO!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel (no bell), that's why I keep knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police. Open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Big interrupting cow. Big interrupting cow who? MOOOOOOO!

(The MOOO needs to be delivered while the other person is still asking big interrupting cow who – this is fun to watch kids try to get the timing right! 🙂 )

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the key hole!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You don't know who you are?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? You've seen that TV show?

(My almost 7 year old came up with this one, and he was so proud! Although I'm sure that someone somewhere has thought of this same idea.)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer google.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, hello neighbor!

This next one is for the grammar police, ha ha!

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's to whom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who hoo? Are you an owl?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it's kangaroo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nuisance. Nuisance who? What's new since yesterday?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can open the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Oh, forget it. It's pointless!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?

(repeat a few more times)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or what?

Or another option with Candice…

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be any worse?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, w-h-o.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. O. I. O. who? Me! When are you going to pay me back?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Close your mouth while you're eating!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go BEEP BEEP!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Open up!

Will you remember me in a year?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a day?

Yes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? See, you forgot me already!

Want more jokes? Here are 75 Hilarious Jokes for Kids (not knock, knock jokes)

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